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text[number++] = "The baby in the photo of Sir-Not-Appearing-in-this-Film in Holy Grail is Michael Palin's son Tom."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam's daughter Holly played Michael Palin's daughter in Brazil.  Then only five years old, she uttered the memorable line \"Put it on, big boy. I won't look at your willy\" to Jonathan Pryce."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam's daughter Holly was an intern on the set of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
text[number++] = "The Pythons founded their production company, Python (Monty) Productions Ltd., in August 1970 after disappointments with the BBC's handling of their first commercial LP recording."
text[number++] = "The Pythons founded Prominent Features as an umbrella-company to handle all of the Pythons' individual creative projects."
text[number++] = "In Japan, Monty Python became very popular.  The program there was called Okama-no-kyouryu, or \"The Gay Boy's Dragon Show.\"  Each episode was usually followed by a fifteen-minute roundtable discussion of the episode."
text[number++] = "One scene never filmed for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, \"King Brian the Wild,\" can now be found as an animation on the CD-ROM game."
text[number++] = "Monty Python filmed two original episodes, called \"Fliegender Zirkus,\" for German television.  The first episode had the Pythons performing every sketch entirely in German, having memorized the scripts phonetically."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam is in the end-credits of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs as a \"special thanks\" for encouraging Tarantino to go forth with the movie at the Sundance festival."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam married Maggie Weston who was the make-up person on the Flying Circus shows."
text[number++] = "John Cleese says he likes Americans… as evidenced by the fact that he keeps marrying them.  His current wife Alyce Faye and two ex-wives Connie and Barbara, are U.S. citizens."
text[number++] = "When filming the first German show, the Pythons were taken to a historical concentration camp site.  Arriving too late to enter, an argument erupted to which Graham Chapman offered the helpful suggestion: \"Tell them we're Jews!\""
text[number++] = "The first Monty Python sketch filmed in front of a live studio audience was the Flying Sheep sketch, featuring Graham Chapman and Terry Jones."
text[number++] = "The Confuse-a-Cat sketch (Season 1, Episode 5) came about when Cleese was writing at Chapman's penthouse.  They noticed a neighbor's cat which never moved from one spot whatever the weather."
text[number++] = "The huge invasion of Scotsmen in Season 1, Episode 7, included most of the BBC film crew dressed in kilts.  This was totally against union rules, but it helped the Pythons create a very memorable sketch."
text[number++] = "Terry Jones' 1996 live-action film \"The Wind in the Willows\" featured the most Pythons in one film collaboration since The Meaning of Life.  Featured were Jones, Palin, Idle, and Cleese."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam met John Cleese while working in New York for Help! Magazine.  Gilliam got Cleese to pose for a fumeti photo-comic strip, in which Cleese portrays a conservative businessman who falls in love with his daughter's Barbie doll."
text[number++] = "Despite the Pythons tendency to dress up like women, \"Monty Python and the Holy Grail\" only featured one performance in drag, and that was a brief one - Terry Jones played the constitutional peasant woman out scrounging for filth."
text[number++] = "The opening shots of the Grim Reaper dinner party scene in \"Meaning of Life\" are a shot-by-shot homage to Ingmar Bergman's \"Seventh Seal\" (as is the Grim Reaper character himself)."
text[number++] = "When the Pythons celebrated their twentieth anniversary with a party in December 1989, it was held in the same hall in London where the Mr. Creosote scenes were filmed for \"Meaning of Life.\""
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam's wife, Maggie Weston, was nominated for an Academy Award for her make-up artistry in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.  Maggie was also responsible for make-up on the Monty Python's Flying Circus series."
text[number++] = "At the end of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, the Grim Reaper comes to collect a dinner party for having eaten tainted salmon mousse.  As the ghosts of the party ascends to the afterlife, you hear Michael Palin's character say \"I didn't even eat the mousse!\" which was a last second improvised line that stayed in the final edit."
text[number++] = "John Cleese majored in law at Cambridge University."
text[number++] = "Terry Gilliam studied at Occidental College in California as a physics major.  He later switched to political science."
text[number++] = "Graham Chapman studied medicine while at Cambridge University.  On the movie sets, Graham served as the crew's physician."
text[number++] = "The original idea for \"Yellowbeard\" came from Keith Moon, drummer for \"The Who,\" who also happened to be a huge Python fan and close friend of Graham Chapman. Although involved in the early conceptual stages of \"Yellowbeard,\" Keith died on September 7, 1978 from a drug overdose."
text[number++] = "Keith Moon, drummer for \"The Who,\" was a huge Python fan and a good friend of Graham Chapman.  He was extremely excited about having a cameo role in Monty Python's Life of Brian and had been rehearsing the role diligently.  Sadly, Keith died of a drug overdose nine days before filming on Life of Brian would begin."
text[number++] = "The last season of Monty Python's Flying Circus was renamed to just \"Monty Python\" and did not include John Cleese in the cast.  Cleese had decided to pursue other solo projects."
text[number++] = "The very first sketch filmed for Monty Python's Flying Circus was a location shoot for the Bicycle Repairman sketch."
text[number++] = "One of the original titles for Monty Python's The Meaning of Life was \"Monty Pythons World War III\""
text[number++] = "The Cruncy Frog sketch was performed on stage a number of times by the Pythons, with Terry Gilliam vomiting into his police helmet at the mere mention of the grotesque chocolate confections.  The 'vomit' was beef stew which Terry Gilliam would hold in his mouth until the appropriate moment."
text[number++] = "Graham Chapman wrote comedy lines for Petula Clark for her early sixties television show.  She could not ad-lib so Graham helped script all of her lines for television and, thus, developed a close relationship with Clark."

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